Experienced on or around January 27th, 2011 - by the new breed
living hairball
today i was followed to work by this little thing i can only describe as a black killer tribble with teeth, the thing appeared in the bathroom and it attacked me there, it had red eyes and a huge mouth full of deadly looking fangs, the thing tried to bite me but it was easily shaken off, you see it has no legs or arms, but it seems to roll for locomotion, it took me 30 minutes to beat this thing down and i need advice
Where are the Photos? Video footage? Everyone has a camera phone these days.... I mean if it was me, I would have snapped pics or video and posted it on this site. It would have been very believable then. Why don't you scan the DNA results and post that?
Sweet. I hope all goes well. If you are lucky and do get the fuzzy hairball of doom to a lab they may share credit with you and by share I mean 80% them 20% you IF you're lucky and most aren't. I read that you didn't care if they gave you no due credit but eventually it will gnaw away at your conscience. If you had (did) freeze the thing it would be useful. A frozen specimen in the average refrigerator can last up to three months or more if frozen properly in something like a cooler bag that you would bring lunches in to keep the specimen from developing ice crystals along the inner and outer surfaces. I keep an open mind and don't mind a joke but if this is real then you might have something that would be an ingenious break through in the realm of science. Although your house would probably be turned over by the suits in hazmat gear looking for more. It would suck to be you or your stuff at that point. Why they take unnessacary precautions like the hazmat suits is beyond me. I'm rambling. Guess i will stop it gets kind of redundant. Oh well good luck anyway.
DNA tests are in, you won't belive what it's genetically similar to.
i found several different matches, it's cells have hard cell walls like plants and it has cloroplasts, it's a photosynthetic mammal, it's DNA structure bears a striking resemblance to the venus fly trap, plus it also has a scary resemblance to large rodents like the capybara.
this thing is possibly the first photosynthetic animal, if i could get these results to some scientist, it would be worth it, even if i didn't get the credit.
well that is pretty sweet i just hope you are not scitzo but yeah that would be cool just to see. Hope i was helpful in anything i posted earlier. if you had the money DNA testing to see what the creature most closely relates to would be neat as well. Let me know of any up dates for i am rather interested in this (if its real although a friend of mine did have a similar experience only these supposedly had legs she tried catching one but they disappeared before she could, there were at least seven of them she recounted so i would be on the look out for more) just a thought.
the poor thing died of starvation two days ago, it wouldn't eat anything that i gave it and whenever i tried to talk when i was in the room with it, it would splutter and smile with those huge teeth of his as if to say, "you're not going to talk as long as i'm in the room."
but yea it starved and now i'm dissecting it, it seems to have no internal organs, though i have found several primitive glands.
it's skull seems to be the only bone in it's body, it has no stomach so i'm betting if i swab the inner regions of the body i'll find stomach acids.
if this is a rouge nature spirit, it seems a rather odd incarnation to manifest in.
nice startrek reference by the way - killer tribble- love it better hope its not born pregnant. They ate out the warp drive wiring jim = I'm a doctor jim not a .... well veterinarian
if it was a black mass hair ball (meaning its color was black not that it attended a satanic church of sorts not saying that the little fuzzy evilness doesn't) then it could have been an earth spirit gone rouge. Odd as it sounds many times people will see black shapes small low to the ground with teeth that stalk their rooms at night or attack them the fact that you saw one with fuzz could just be added to their list of characteristics. it it shows up again salt spread in across a doorway threshold, smoke from incents drifted through each room, or a piece of quarts in each room could help--that or just spray it with hair spray and light it on fire. Hope this helps
omg!! that sounds like movie's critters's!! that's really scary !! But Do you really know what were that things? I f I saw that things one day I'll die I swear !
i'm living at my friend jake's house now.