My mother and I are rather what you would call self employed paranormal investigators. We do it for free (as it should be). She primarily focuses on the specter aspect but I like the rest (werewolves, vamps,kongamoto, etc).

Anyway a place in ST. LOUIS I promised not to mention for the discretion of the establishment asked us in one night to see what we could find. In the course of the night my mother made a rude comment about the supposed ghosts mother. She was kicked, poked in the eye, and her film was exposed inside the camera, her batteries drained, and eventually when she apologized (why she did not do so earlier escapes me she is usually more professional than this but I amount it to exhaustion) was given a glass of champagne with a fly doing the backstroke in it. Since then we have not had any problems.

Well thats my story and I am sticking to it.