yesterday, my friend jake took me to his girlfriends house, he wanted me to show myself so that she would believe him about all the weird things happening around him, once i came into the house however, i discovered that their home was defended by more than just a digital home defense system,

i stepped inside and used a flash spell to give me a lowdown on the rooms in the house and i felt something choke my magics, a wave had gone through my spell and shattered it, next thing i know i'm being stared down by some freaky mask, it was a giant wooden rhombus with a big nose and glowing lights behind the eyeholes, it was shouting at me in some obscure language and it was so much in my face that i was up against the wall, "JOOSA, JAGOOGA!! MAGABOBO!!!" i had no idea what the hell it was saying so all i did was raise my arms in surrender, but then it literally opened it's mouth and a swarm of bees came out, these bees chased me from the house, once i got outside, these bees turned to smoke, my friend came running along with his girlfriend, they asked me what happened, i told them and his girlfriend reprimanded ME!

"magic isn't allowed in my house, you should have known better."

i refused to stay any longer and left, i'm never going back there again, i think this is classic use of an ancient artifact with a guardian spirit attached to it.

what ever it was though i am never ever going back.